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Fresno, CA, 14 Mar. 2007 (From The Fresno Bee)

Gang member shoots self accidentally, is arrested. A Bulldog gang member who shot himself in the stomach while pounding on his handgun with a hammer was arrested on suspicion of possession of a firearm.

The man, 24, first told officers he had been shot by a rival gang member. The detective investigating the shooting, which was not life-threatening, determined there were inconsistencies with the man's statement. The gang member eventually told detectives that he had been hammering on the handgrips of the loaded .22-caliber pistol when it fired.

After being treated at University Medical Center and released, he was booked into Fresno County Jail on suspicion of being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm and violation of his probation.


MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Vandals who broke into and wrecked a northern Mexican primary school over the Christmas holidays were thoughtful enough to leave the photocopied mug shot of one of their gang at the scene of the crime.


Police: Weaving Driver Distracted By Porn
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -- A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said. He was apprehended after reportedly nearly running another vehicle off the highway several times.


An undercover officer pulled over a speeding car. The speeder then jumped into the back seat and laid down. Unsure if he was going for a weapon or what he was doing, the officer called for a backup unit. When backup arrived, they walked up the car. A female was sitting in the front passenger side so the officer asked, "What's he doing?" She said she didn't know.

The officer asked the man what he was doing but he didn't say anything and pretended to be asleep. The policewoman asked him several times what he was doing and told him to get up. The man pretended to "wake up" and claimed that he wasn't driving the car. He insisted the officer had the wrong car and that he'd been asleep in the back seat, not speeding down the highway! The officers didn't believe the napping story and it turned out the dumb criminal was wanted on other charges.


A man claiming to be Jesus offers salvation to police officers March 2002: Lucas Patrick of Seymour walked into police headquarters Wednesday and announced he was Jesus Christ, police said. He then led officers to 16 bags of crack cocaine in his vehicle and told them they'd earn "salvation" by arresting him on drug charges. Bless their souls, that's just what they did. Patrick, 24, of Balance Rock, was charged with possession of narcotics and possession of narcotics within 1,500 feet of a school zone. "By arresting him, he said we passed the test and had been saved," said Detective Sgt. Michael Madden, police spokesman. Patrick had been arrested just last month in a Valley-wide drug sweep. He took it on himself to visit Shelton police Wednesday to talk with officers about a Shelton crime case, police said.

Then they all went to his vehicle, where the cocaine was stashed, police said. "We stated that he had to get arrested for this and he said, It is God's will,' " Madden said. Patrick later acknowledged using hallucinogenic drugs and smoking marijuana laced with embalming fluid, known on the street as "wet," police said. But he said God was the reason he didn't want to sell crack anymore, Madden said. "He shook our hands and told us we have been made whole, 100 percent," he said.

Detective Ben Trabka said it's common for suspects to say they've changed their lives. But he said it's rare to hear them claim they're Jesus.


Armed Robbers Caught on Coffee Break. (7/3/01) KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A gang of armed robbers was arrested by Malaysian police after their latest victim spotted them sipping drinks near the mobile phone shop they had just raided. The shop's owner was going to make a police report when he saw the thieves' car at a roadside drink stall. He called police who surrounded the four robbers and arrested them without any trouble, the Malay Mail afternoon daily reported on Tuesday. Police say the gang is behind more than 20 cases of motorcycle theft, armed robbery and rape in the Kuala Lumpur area. In Friday's incident, the thieves held two shop employees at gunpoint and took an unknown number of mobile phones and some cash before making their getaway. The previous day the gang assaulted a man who tried to resist a robbery.

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